MESSAGES FOR FRIENDS

Someone on his status “Sleeping” …since 3 Days! He’s Probably dead.  * * * * * My girlfriend was complaining that I never take her to...

FUNNY JOKE MESSAGES

God made us body parts for a reason. Eyes: to look at you Hands: to pray for you Mind: to remember you Heart: to miss you and… Legs: ...

FUNNY MESSAGES OF THE DAY

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. * * * * * Do not take life too seriously. You will never get...

SWEET AND FUNNY MESSAGES

More than 300 million active users on Facebook! You’re not alone! * * * * * I'm busy, your ugly. Have a nice day! :) * * * * ...

FUNNY LOVE MESSAGES

True love is like a pillow You can hug it when you're in trouble You can cry on it when you're in pain You can embrace it when ...

FUNNY MESSAGES

It's very easy To eat sweet chocolate, Speak sweet words, Watch sweet dreams But It's very difficult To find a sweet person....