MESSAGES FOR WHATSAPP

Friends are like stars, you don't always see them, but you know they're always there.


* * * *


If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong..


* * * * *


Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out of it alive.





If you think no one cares if you’re alive, try to miss some payments..


* * * * *


Waters may dry.Flowers may die. But true friends never say goodbye.


* * * * *


I want to kill the hottest person alive… but suicide is a crime!

Save paper, don't do homework.


* * * * *


There are big ships and small ships. But the best ship of all is friendship.


* * * * *


The most valuable antique is an old friend.


* * * * *


Congratulations!!My tallest finger wants to give you a standing ovation.

I'm nobody, nobody's perfect, so – I'm perfect.


* * * * *


I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy saving mode.


* * * * *


Never steal. The government hates competition.


* * * * *


This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … now read without the word dog.

A women saying, "I'm not mad at you" is like a dentist saying "you won't feel a thing".


* * * * *


The last thing I want to do is to hurt you. But it’s still on the list..


* * * * *


From the moment I saw you, I knew I will spend my life avoiding you.


* * * * *


You are a BITCH
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious


* * * * *


Women may be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship..


* * * * *


If you c4n r34d 7h15, you r34lly n33d 2 g37 l41d.


* * * * *


A lie is just a great story ruined by the truth.


* * * * *


Children: You spend the first two years of your life teaching them to walk and talk. So you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up..


* * * * *

A true friend isn't the one who helps you the most but helps you when you need it the most.


* * * * *


Have you ever noticed that a woman’s “I’ll be ready in 5 minutes” and a man’s “I’ll be home in 5 minutes” are exactly the same 😀 😀 A man and a woman are proportional to each other :\ 😛


* * * * *


Stealing ideas from a person is plagiarism. Stealing from many is research..


* * * * *


When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta.. No one says I’m fantastic.

Going to church does not make you a Christian more than staying in a garage makes you a car..


* * * *


Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich..


* * * * *


My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at"


* * * * *


Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.





They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well…. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a badass.


* * * * *


Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).


* * * * *


Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.